Anne is not real.
She used to be a student, but she didn't always go to class.
She's Mormon, but ceased to go to church.
She's a registered voter, but she doesn't always vote.
She's a girl, but... well...
Her hair glistens in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her eyes are like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
She is as tall as a five-foot tree, only without the heels.
Her vocabulary can be as bad as, like, whatever.
But, she likes using alot of other words because the ones she needs to express herself succinctly have not yet been invented.
And she doesn't think every sentence has to end with a period.
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